Dead Icon Micheal Jackson Brings in big bucks!!

(picture of MJs ghost.. lol its a picture of MJ from the video Thriller)

Last year everyone laughed at Micheal Jackson’s nose bunch of assholes (alright fine I laughed too). But after he died he is missed by everyone. People who once laughed at him, shed tears and became ultimate hard core fans.

Truth is we killed him. We made fun of his nose, and made fun of the fact that he liked to sleep with children eventhough he thought it was alright todo so. But it wasn’t such a bad thing for Mr. Jacko anyway he had huge amounts of debt to pay off and now all of that becomes unrecoverable debt losses for credit providers (now our interest rates are going to get spiked!).

People went on a rampage after he died. They saw an opportunity they missed out on when Elvis died. Remember those thousand dollar Elvis lunch boxes you stole from your mom’s closet and put up on Ebay without her know so you can pay off 5 months worth of Car Insurance? Well MJs stock is going to raise after his death.

You shouldn’t be sitting on in front of your computer screen reading this. GO OUT and buy shit with MJs face on it! Micheal Jackson’s CDs, Cassettes, LPs, mint condition copies of the Thriller, and Off the wall are all up for grabs. Grab it while it lasts, wait 10 years, hope that EBAY is still in business and bring in the big bucks!!

Lindsay Lohan has big boobs AGAIN!

She keeps changing the size of her breasts as if it was she was changing her hair colour. Lindsay looks good with big Tatas. Do you think she can get her dead career back up and running with her new tits?

I think there's a chance if..

1) she releases a sex tape
2) stops smoking crack

As you can see her titties in this picture is photoshopped to the MAX! no friggen freckles on those tits. they're looking good though! but obviously not natural. who in hollywood has natural tits? come on people!

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