Dead Icon Micheal Jackson Brings in big bucks!!

(picture of MJs ghost.. lol its a picture of MJ from the video Thriller)

Last year everyone laughed at Micheal Jackson’s nose bunch of assholes (alright fine I laughed too). But after he died he is missed by everyone. People who once laughed at him, shed tears and became ultimate hard core fans.

Truth is we killed him. We made fun of his nose, and made fun of the fact that he liked to sleep with children eventhough he thought it was alright todo so. But it wasn’t such a bad thing for Mr. Jacko anyway he had huge amounts of debt to pay off and now all of that becomes unrecoverable debt losses for credit providers (now our interest rates are going to get spiked!).

People went on a rampage after he died. They saw an opportunity they missed out on when Elvis died. Remember those thousand dollar Elvis lunch boxes you stole from your mom’s closet and put up on Ebay without her know so you can pay off 5 months worth of Car Insurance? Well MJs stock is going to raise after his death.

You shouldn’t be sitting on in front of your computer screen reading this. GO OUT and buy shit with MJs face on it! Micheal Jackson’s CDs, Cassettes, LPs, mint condition copies of the Thriller, and Off the wall are all up for grabs. Grab it while it lasts, wait 10 years, hope that EBAY is still in business and bring in the big bucks!!

Lindsay Lohan has big boobs AGAIN!

She keeps changing the size of her breasts as if it was she was changing her hair colour. Lindsay looks good with big Tatas. Do you think she can get her dead career back up and running with her new tits?

I think there's a chance if..

1) she releases a sex tape
2) stops smoking crack

As you can see her titties in this picture is photoshopped to the MAX! no friggen freckles on those tits. they're looking good though! but obviously not natural. who in hollywood has natural tits? come on people!

Major Changes comming...

Things are changing here at Da Has Beens. Now we are going to give you what YOU want! Yes that's right. What YOU want!

All you have to do is Vote for which Celeb you'll like see more of and we'll give it to you. That's right. All you have to do is VOTE! and if your selection win's we'll give you a week to analyze the celeb of your choice.

Katy Perry's Boobs fondled with

I don’t think there’s much to say. The pictures speak for it self. Just look at it and create your own fantasy. I’m keeping my fantasy to my self!

Kanye West's going to be a Fighter...a WWE fighter

Above, Kanye West to star as Macho Man Randy Savage's son on Monday Night Raw!

Rappers get paid good money for doing stupid shit! Kanye West and Beyonce have been the talk of September; Kanye West for stealing the spot light from Taylor Swift, and Beyonce for sharing her moment on stage with Taylor Swift? Publicity stunt!? Well you tell me. I dunno but it sure looks like it though. Who still watches the World Wrestling Federation, or the Entertainment lameO? Well the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation has offered! Kanye $10 million dollars to appear on 3 live wrestling shows, 2 cable shows, and one PPV. The recession hit me hard, I have a lot of loans to pay off so this got me thinking. What do I have to do in order get paid that sort of money? And I mean I down to do anything, and I mean ANYTHING! Amber Rose Perhaps? Damn I usually charge zombies full price for half an hour, but I’ll do that zombie for free!

And Beyonce well might be looking to get the pity cd-sales! Who really wants to hear songs by a 30 year old cougar?  She still thinks she’s 18! Give other female artists a chance, retire already. You and Mariah Carey!  

Guess Who: Nipple Slip Alert!

S.O.S please someone rescue Rihanna please. Look at her nipple piercings, they look very healthy. The post Chris Brown Rihanna looks alot better than the pre-Chris Brown Rihanna. It seems like she's showing her fans the wild side of her. Hmm i wonder if she'll become the next lil kim? Eww i take that back LiL Kim is an ugly hood rat, Rinhanna isnt!

 

Rihanna isn't wearing any underwear today eh eh eh no underwear today having her pierced nipples for display. haha

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I'll be Bi-Sexual for Megan Fox anyday!

Damnn is all I got to say! Finally perhaps?

It's about time we got a glimpse at Megan Foxes tatas! I know you horn dogs have been waiting for this for a long time. Well here at dahasbeens.blogspot.com we DO NOT disappoint!

check it out..

need any more pictures? leave your comments and tell me why you want more and I'll put it up. Honestly I'm much hotter than she is! And she's kinda crazy, she said it her self!

BREAKING NEWS: Carmen Electra the Zombie?

Remember Carmen Electra? Take a few minutes and look at this:

How soothing was that? Very huh...now check these pictures out. Have any of you seen what Carmen Electra looks like without any make up? This is some scary shit. I mean I know it's Carmen Electra, but shit it looks like she got shit faced! I am into that kinky stuff, but this is too much. Okay fine who am I kidding I'd still hit it.

  

The 40 Year Old family man I mean 'Gangster'

 I'm not really into rap music, but Soulja Boy is 'in' right now. But this isn't about Soulja Boy. In case you guys haven't noticed, washed up 'gangster' rappers like Snoop Dogg jump on what's hot to make them a little bit of money. I mean who really listens to Snoop Dog's music these days? Yeah sure, back when he was signed to death row records he was good, but today come-on man he's like 40 and he still pretends to be a gangster. Be a proper father and raise your kids right you douche!



Anyway Soulja Boy uploaded a video with Snoop Dog and he Snoop goes on and sucks off Soulja Boy and his music! I could almost guarantee Snoop Dog is going to come out with a track featuring Soulja Boy within the next few weeks! Watch For It. It's going to be called '40 year old pretend-Gangster' ft Soulja Boy.

Let the trend follow: Screech!

It's SCREECH!

Alright I'm sure half of you are wondering about what ever happened to Screech! Well you'll never believe this. He's making home made pornos! Who would have thought he would be making porn! I always thought he'd remain a virgin for the rest of his life?

These two pictures are screen caps from his porno! I'm not going to post up the link, but it's very easy to find.

I felt bad for the kid when he wasn't able to score with that black chick from saved by the bell, but I guess he's moved on doing better things. And I think he's helping the girl snort cocaine in that picture!

I'm hot for Kelly Kapowski

Here's how she looked back in the days:

Okay now I know a lot of you watched saved by the bell before, and completely forgot about Kelly Kapowski (Tiffani-Amber Thiessen) that is up until now. No stop doing that! Stop googling her and get your hands out of your pants! That's because ever since Saved by the Bell ended, Jessica Spano has taken the spot light after her role in the movie Show Girls where she bares it all. Ever wonder what she looks like now?

Still Damn Hot Today:

With a bit of a camel toe! LOL

"I paint my fingernails. I color my hair. I sometimes wear women's clothes."

TRANNY ALERT:
What ever happened to Dennis Rodman? He was making headlines on and off the court for all the wrong reasons back days. Remember that time he kicked that photographer during a bulls game? He was one of the best defenders in the NBA during his time? Rodman was pretty wild on the court, he brought another meaning to the word hustle. But really was he that good of a defender, or were the other players just afraid of getting too close to Rodman because he might be suffering from John Amachie syndrome?