Dead Icon Micheal Jackson Brings in big bucks!!

(picture of MJs ghost.. lol its a picture of MJ from the video Thriller)

Last year everyone laughed at Micheal Jackson’s nose bunch of assholes (alright fine I laughed too). But after he died he is missed by everyone. People who once laughed at him, shed tears and became ultimate hard core fans.

Truth is we killed him. We made fun of his nose, and made fun of the fact that he liked to sleep with children eventhough he thought it was alright todo so. But it wasn’t such a bad thing for Mr. Jacko anyway he had huge amounts of debt to pay off and now all of that becomes unrecoverable debt losses for credit providers (now our interest rates are going to get spiked!).

People went on a rampage after he died. They saw an opportunity they missed out on when Elvis died. Remember those thousand dollar Elvis lunch boxes you stole from your mom’s closet and put up on Ebay without her know so you can pay off 5 months worth of Car Insurance? Well MJs stock is going to raise after his death.

You shouldn’t be sitting on in front of your computer screen reading this. GO OUT and buy shit with MJs face on it! Micheal Jackson’s CDs, Cassettes, LPs, mint condition copies of the Thriller, and Off the wall are all up for grabs. Grab it while it lasts, wait 10 years, hope that EBAY is still in business and bring in the big bucks!!

Lindsay Lohan has big boobs AGAIN!

She keeps changing the size of her breasts as if it was she was changing her hair colour. Lindsay looks good with big Tatas. Do you think she can get her dead career back up and running with her new tits?

I think there's a chance if..

1) she releases a sex tape
2) stops smoking crack

As you can see her titties in this picture is photoshopped to the MAX! no friggen freckles on those tits. they're looking good though! but obviously not natural. who in hollywood has natural tits? come on people!

Major Changes comming...

Things are changing here at Da Has Beens. Now we are going to give you what YOU want! Yes that's right. What YOU want!

All you have to do is Vote for which Celeb you'll like see more of and we'll give it to you. That's right. All you have to do is VOTE! and if your selection win's we'll give you a week to analyze the celeb of your choice.

Katy Perry's Boobs fondled with

I don’t think there’s much to say. The pictures speak for it self. Just look at it and create your own fantasy. I’m keeping my fantasy to my self!

Kanye West's going to be a Fighter...a WWE fighter

Above, Kanye West to star as Macho Man Randy Savage's son on Monday Night Raw!

Rappers get paid good money for doing stupid shit! Kanye West and Beyonce have been the talk of September; Kanye West for stealing the spot light from Taylor Swift, and Beyonce for sharing her moment on stage with Taylor Swift? Publicity stunt!? Well you tell me. I dunno but it sure looks like it though. Who still watches the World Wrestling Federation, or the Entertainment lameO? Well the Chairman of the World Wrestling Federation has offered! Kanye $10 million dollars to appear on 3 live wrestling shows, 2 cable shows, and one PPV. The recession hit me hard, I have a lot of loans to pay off so this got me thinking. What do I have to do in order get paid that sort of money? And I mean I down to do anything, and I mean ANYTHING! Amber Rose Perhaps? Damn I usually charge zombies full price for half an hour, but I’ll do that zombie for free!

And Beyonce well might be looking to get the pity cd-sales! Who really wants to hear songs by a 30 year old cougar?  She still thinks she’s 18! Give other female artists a chance, retire already. You and Mariah Carey!  

Guess Who: Nipple Slip Alert!

S.O.S please someone rescue Rihanna please. Look at her nipple piercings, they look very healthy. The post Chris Brown Rihanna looks alot better than the pre-Chris Brown Rihanna. It seems like she's showing her fans the wild side of her. Hmm i wonder if she'll become the next lil kim? Eww i take that back LiL Kim is an ugly hood rat, Rinhanna isnt!

 

Rihanna isn't wearing any underwear today eh eh eh no underwear today having her pierced nipples for display. haha

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I'll be Bi-Sexual for Megan Fox anyday!

Damnn is all I got to say! Finally perhaps?

It's about time we got a glimpse at Megan Foxes tatas! I know you horn dogs have been waiting for this for a long time. Well here at dahasbeens.blogspot.com we DO NOT disappoint!

check it out..

need any more pictures? leave your comments and tell me why you want more and I'll put it up. Honestly I'm much hotter than she is! And she's kinda crazy, she said it her self!